True Neutral · Salesman
Ritchie Watkins
- Sells
- Used cars, next to Nick
- Dream
- Manager, and the star of the TV commercials
Ritchie is Nick’s deadpan, divorced best friend and enabler, and the owner of the darkest one-liners in the book. Most of them are too crude to print here.
His mouth is chaotic evil. His conduct is orderly and loyal: he’s the designated driver, he makes the reservation, and he never harms a friend. A cynic working the system.