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Nick Kowalski

Age
25
Sells
Used cars
Girlfriend
Molly, whom he met at St. Louis Oktoberfest

Nick Kowalski is a 25-year-old Polish-American used car salesman. “I proudly stand behind every car I sell.” (Ritchie: “Because you don’t want to be in the front when the brakes fail.”)

He’ll sell you a 2007 Yaris with “AM, but also FM, at no additional cost!” He has been known to borrow flowers from a cemetery, with standards.

He starts out chaotic. Growing up, for Nick, means leaving the chaos behind, not the goodness.

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