The Low Bar · Bryan Jones

The Story

When expectations are low, it’s amazing how much damage you can still do.

Bryan Jones wrote The Low Bar as a throwback to ’90s comedies, back when stuff was dumber and sillier, then put an undercover FBI agent in the middle of it to scratch his itch for action movies.

A Novel

The Low Bar

The Low Bar is what happens when ambition, incompetence, and organized crime collide in modern-day St. Louis.

At the center of it all is a ramshackle neighborhood bar: neon beer signs, questionable bookkeeping, and a clientele that treats illegal transactions like happy hour specials. When big money starts moving through the basement safe, everyone wants a cut, including people who shouldn’t be trusted with scissors, let alone organized crime.

This isn’t a story about masterminds. It’s a story about overconfidence. It’s about men who think they’re sharks but are actually raccoons fighting over a trash can full of cocaine. Think crime caper meets workplace comedy meets “this can’t possibly get worse,” and then it does.

Pull up a stool. Order something strong.

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